the Military/War Jokes Thread!

[lucinator]

Joke: In the US Navy any aviator caught singing danger zone will be fined 20$, any aviator caught singing playing with the boyz will be shot down, if caught singing "In the navy", they will shoot down their chute too.
Truth: There is actually a 25$ fine for referencing Top Gun, for any US airman.

[Wedgetail]

Private! I said I wanted to see my face in those boots! Why can't I see my face in your boots?

I don't know Sgt. Dracula!

[lucinator]

Originally Posted by Wedgetail

Private! I said I wanted to see my face in those boots! Why can't I see my face in your boots?

I don't know Sgt. Dracula!

??????

I dont get it?

for for another joke
North Korean top gun
Top Gun - North Korean style - YouTube

[ltdanjuly10]

A young bomber pilot is taxiing down the runway in a brand new B-52. Lined up on the flight line are seven KC-97 stratotankers. Unfortunately, being young and inexperienced he has miss-judged the distance between his wing tip and the tanker aircraft and in addition he is going to fast to stop in time. One by one his wing tip slice through the parked planes as ground crew scatter. Finally he manges to bring the bomber to a halt after severely damaging four aircraft. As he dismounts the ladder from his bomber he spy's the wing commander speeding towards him in his jeep. Expecting the worse chewing out of his life for this career ending accident he is surprised when the wing commander walks up calmly and surveys the four damaged planes. He turns to the pilot and says "Just think son, one more and you would have been an ace"